Days until Trump is nobody's president
Counting down to January 20, 2029. Jokes provided below, free of charge and free of mercy.
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AI · from today's newsThe AI is reading the news so you don't have to…
Twice a day our robot writer reads the headlines, writes about twenty jokes about Trump, and a second robot throws out the ones that aren't funny, that accidentally praise him, or that we have already run. What is left is what you get.
🤖 AI joke lab
generated on demandType any topic. Our model writes three anti-Trump jokes about it, then a second model grades them. Anything that reads pro-Trump never makes it to this page. Takes about half a minute — the model insists on thinking out loud.